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14-02-2009, 09:03 PM
Newton's laws of LOVE
First law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
(http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy. (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
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Second law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
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Third law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
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Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another
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First law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
(http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy. (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
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Second law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
(http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
Third law: (http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
(http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another
(http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/newton-s-laws-of-love.html)girlfriend